Facebook is worse than Tumblr in virtually every single way
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i'm mackenzie. i'm a 24 year old waitress who solves all her problems with vodka.
if i followed you for a specific fandom, feel free to check out my sideblogs page!
Or…you know….you could read the fucking name tag…that literally says what to call them…but who am I kidding you are gonna be a dick anyways
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avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender
me: lets get bumpin!!!!
me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*
A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭
And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…
who? the wasp?? ??? ???
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Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3
IT GOT BETTER!!!
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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!
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Short tops are valid.. Also cute
I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong
My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child