somewhere in my memory

i'm mackenzie. i'm a 24 year old waitress who solves all her problems with vodka.

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christmas 2k18 tag

pseudo-euphoria:

Facebook is worse than Tumblr in virtually every single way

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(via space-doritwo)

elliot-the-idiot:

firebends:

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Or…you know….you could read the fucking name tag…that literally says what to call them…but who am I kidding you are gonna be a dick anyways

(Source: ithelpstodream, via mergaliscious)

simonstuck493:

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

(via supersecretsciencebrosclub)

in my car

earthdad:

me: lets get bumpin!!!!

me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*

(via supersecretsciencebrosclub)

hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

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(via bob-belcher)

billprideauxs:

doujinshi:

cruciphix:

cruciphix:

A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭

And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…

who? the wasp?? ??? ???

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(via fancy-but-disgruntled)

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:

Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3

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IT GOT BETTER!!!

(via fancy-but-disgruntled)

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

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(Source: hotboyproblems, via fancy-but-disgruntled)

gahdamnpunk:

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

(via supersecretsciencebrosclub)

midnight-revelation:

madmadamemimble:

littlemissh0ney:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!

(Source: teathattast, via the-green-deku)

plantsplacesthings:

plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

(via doiexistandotherquestions)

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